"Captain Horse"

"Im the best Trainer and breaker of the Horse"
But we knew this was a lie, as a matter of course

"I train 'em to do it all and to "Respect Me"!!
 but if it saw him again, that Horse would flee!!

"After a lesson I tie 'em to a fence, so they can think"!!
From the Saddle sores he wore in 'em, they would just stink

And for the unlucky soul who gave him a task
Their stuff would turn up missing, dont even  ask

Here's to you Captain Horse,say you cant get a job anywhere ?
Honestly, to the Horses and people, that's only Fair !!



Dedicated to the Worst, most Dishonest S.O.B.
to ever sit a Saddle !!

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Mercury and the Herd